Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
Oh my god.
penguin santa squad. So cute
the friendzone doesnt exist ur just ugly
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
I love how Nintendo’s new marketing slogan is “Because it’s Nintendo.”
Like do you even need a reason just go out and buy it because it’s Nintendo you fucks.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
|—||Stephen King (via felicefawn)|